Wildflyer

A man walked into a doctor’s office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He replied: “Shingles.”
So she wrote down his name, address, and phone number and told him to have a seat.
Fifteen minutes later a nurse came out and asked the man what he had. The man said: “Shingles.”
So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told him to wait in the examining room.
A half-hour later a nurse came in and asked him what he had. The man said: “Shingles.”
So the nurse gave him a blood test, a blood pressure test, and an electrocardiogram, and told him to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.
An hour later the doctor came in and found the man sitting patiently in the nude and asked him what he had.
The man said: “Shingles.”
The doctor asked: “Where are they?”
The man answered: “Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload them?”