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Old 04-29-2011, 04:27 AM
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Men Are Just Happier People


NICKNAMES

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If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
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If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Bubba and Wildman .


EATING OUT

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When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
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When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.


MONEY

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A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
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A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.


BATHROOMS

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A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.
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The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.


ARGUMENTS

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A woman has the last word in any argument.
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Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


FUTURE

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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
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A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.




MARRIAGE

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A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
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A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.


DRESSING UP

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A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
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A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.


NATURAL

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Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
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Women somehow deteriorate during the night.


OFFSPRING

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Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
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A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.




THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!


This was sent to me by my wife, so it must be true.

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The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

My Favorite one...........
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That one about marraige is certainly dead on!

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Well, uh......
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A little sense
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Old 05-27-2011, 09:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Janicech View Post
Well, uh......
Hi Janicech by your post, i think you might be female

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