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Old 07-31-2008, 03:22 AM
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A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, 'Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.'

'What do you mean?' said the pirate, 'I feel fine.'

Bartender: 'What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.'

Pirate: 'Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now.'

Bartender: 'Well, okay, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?'

Pirate: 'We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a swordfight. My hand was cut off, then got fitted with a hook. I'm fine,really.'

Bartender: 'What about that eye patch?'

Pirate: 'Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over I looked up and one of them dookied in my eye.'

'You're kidding,' said the bartender, 'you lost an eye just from bird dookies?'

Pirate: 'It was my first day with the hook.'

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Old 07-31-2008, 04:15 AM
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lol
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Old 07-31-2008, 04:24 AM
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HAH,
Funniest "a guy walks into the bar joke" I've heard in a while!

Thanks, Steve
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Old 07-31-2008, 05:52 AM
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Originally Posted by griffin View Post
HAH,
Funniest "a guy walks into the bar joke" I've heard in a while!

Thanks, Steve
what he said =P =)
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Old 07-31-2008, 09:57 PM
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Ha ha haaa that is a good pirate/bar joke!
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