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The Happy Marriage

Old 11-18-2008, 07:35 AM
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A Happy Marriage



A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in
Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the
Town. People would say, 'What a peaceful & loving couple' The local
Newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy
Marriage..
The Husband replied: 'Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America,'

Explained the man. 'We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona, and took a
Trip down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We hadn't gone too far when
My wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the
Horse and quietly said, 'That's once.'

'We proceeded a little further and her horse stumbled again. Again my wife
Quietly said, 'That's twice.' We hadn't gone a half-mile when
The horse stumbled for the third time my wife quietly removed a revolver from
Her purse and shot the horse dead.

I SHOUTED at her, 'What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the
Poor animal like that, are you *+%$**' crazy!?' She looked at ME, and
Quietly said, 'That's once.'

And from that moment. ' we have lived happily ever after.'
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