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A winner every time!

Old 12-04-2011, 10:40 PM
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A dumb blonde went to a soda machine. She inserted two quarters and pushed the RED button. She heard some noise, and saw a can of Coke emerge.

She then started searching her large purse for some more money. About this time, a biker came up behind her, and waited patiently for her to finish.

She located a dollar bill and inserted it into the machine. More noises. She then pressed the Green button, and was rewarded with a can of Sprite.

She fumbled with the change in the Return slot, and put it back into the Deposit slot. She then pushed the Orange button, and received a can of Crush.

The biker then asked her, "Are you finished YET?"

She then replied, "Finished, Nothin'! I'm still winning!"
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Now that is funny!
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