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Old 01-25-2012, 12:32 AM
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A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."


The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of
pink curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blonde seems to be
having a hard time choosing. Finally she selects a lovely pink floral
print.


The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs.
The blonde promptly replies, "Fifteen inches."
"Fifteen inches???" asked the salesman. "That sounds very
small - what room are they for?"


The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room, they are
for her computer monitor.


The surprised salesman replies, "But Miss, computers do not
need curtains!"





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The blond says, "Hellllooooooooo. I've got Windoooooows!"
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A blonde got tired of blonde jokes...

One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals.

Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke.

She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, "I've had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all of the state capitals."

One of the guys, of course, said, "I don't believe you. What is the capital of Nevada?"

"N," she answered.
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What do you call it when a Blonde dies her hair Brunette?

Artificial Intelligence.
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A young ventriloquist is touring Sweden and puts on a show in a small fishing town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes.

Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting, "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype Swedish blonde women that way? What does the color of a woman's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? Itís men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as people. Its people like you that make others think that all blondes are dumb! You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, pathetically all in the name of humor!"

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells "You stay out of this! ......I'm talking to that little **** on your lap!!!"
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