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21st Birthday

Old 07-28-2008, 12:48 AM
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Bubba had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition. It
seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been
able to walk on water on their 21st birthday. On that special day,
they'd each walked
across the lake to the bar on the far side for their first legal
drink.

So when Bubba's 21st birthday came a round, he and his pal Jim Bob
took a boat out to the middle of the lake,
Bubba stepped out of the boat ... and nearly drowned! Jim Bob just
barely managed to pull him to safety.

Furious and confused, Bubba went to see his grandmother. 'Grandma,'
he asked, 'it's my 21st birthday, so why
can't I walk 'cross the lake like my pappy, grandpappy, and great
grandpappy?'

Granny looked deeply into Bubba's troubled eyes and said, 'Because
your father, your grandfather and your great grandfather were born in
January, when the lake is frozen, and you were born in July, you
idiot.'
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