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Old 08-17-2008, 04:08 AM
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A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the
Bar.

After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her
And asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a
While?"

She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep
With you tonight!" Everyone in the bar turn and stares at them.

Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he
Slinks back to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes.

She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see,
I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond
To embarrassing situations."

To which, he responds at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean, $200?"
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Old 08-17-2008, 04:37 AM
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