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Old 01-14-2022, 12:08 PM
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A woman goes to a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink it. She looks on the side of her cup and finds a peel off prize. She pulls off the tab and yells, 'I WON! I WON! I WON a motor home, I WON a motor home!' The waitress runs over and says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize given away was a mini van!" The not very intelligent young lady replies, "No. I WON A motor home, I WON a motor home!" By this time the manager makes his way over to the table and says, "You couldn't possibly have won a motor homes because we didn't have that as a prize!" Again the not very intelligent young lady says, "No, no mistake, I WON a motor home, I WON a motor home!" The not very intelligent young lady hands the prize ticket to the manager and he reads, "WIN A BAGEL.
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Old 01-14-2022, 12:37 PM
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May I say that is a 'very American' joke ?
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Old 01-15-2022, 07:11 PM
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Originally Posted by solentlife View Post
May I say that is a 'very American' joke ?
Yeah, it sure is Nigel. And sort of a stretch at that.
Although I have met some people that would have thought that way.
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