Don Sims

Yesterday, my daughter emailed me , asking why I didn't do something useful with my time.
"Like sitting around the pool, drinking beer isn't a good thing?" I asked.

Talking about my "doing something useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation. She is "only thinking of me," she said, and suggested I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with the fellas.

So, I did and when I got home, I decided to play a prank on her. I sent her an email saying that I had joined the Senior Parachute Club.
She replied, "Are you nuts? You're 64-years-old and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"

I told her that I even had a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to her.

Immediately, she telephoned me and yelled, "Good grief, Dad, where are your glasses?! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."
“Oh man, am I in trouble," I said, "I signed up and prepaid for five jumps a week!”

The line went dead. Life as a Senior Citizen may not be getting any easier, but it can be fun.

Panther

Lol good one Don.