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Old 03-04-2009, 11:18 AM
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'OLD' IS WHEN...

Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs
and make love,' and you answer,
'Pick one; I can't do both!'

'OLD' IS WHEN...

Your friends compliment you
on your new alligator shoes
and you're barefoot.

'OLD' IS WHEN...

A sexy babe catches your fancy
and your pacemaker opens the garage door,

'OLD' IS WHEN...

Going braless
pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

'OLD' IS WHEN...

You don't care where your spouse goes,
just as long as you don't have to go along.

'OLD' IS WHEN...

You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor *
*instead of by the police.

'OLD' IS WHEN...

'Getting a little action'
means you don't need to take any fiber today.


'OLD' IS WHEN...

'Getting lucky' means you find your car
in the parking lot.

'OLD' IS WHEN...

An 'all nighter' means not getting up
to use the bathroom.

AND

'OLD' IS WHEN...

You are not sure these are jokes*
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Old 03-04-2009, 01:12 PM
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hahaha i got a good laugh out of these. great way to start the day, thanks.
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Old 03-04-2009, 02:18 PM
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Don,

You have made my morning! Thanks!
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Old 03-04-2009, 03:10 PM
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Thats funny, I can relate to all of them----HAHA
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Old 03-05-2009, 04:26 PM
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Old is when you can't remember being young, or anything else for that matter.
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Old 03-05-2009, 06:24 PM
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This true I get that way everyday, like right now---------------- Skyvolt
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Old 03-06-2009, 03:43 AM
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Ah? Where were we?
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Old 03-06-2009, 03:59 AM
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Naldr,
Clarify
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Old 03-06-2009, 04:44 PM
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I forgot by the time I got to the end of my reply
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Old 03-06-2009, 08:26 PM
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What did you say! EH EH EH
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