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Old 06-21-2015, 05:36 PM
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Default RC Peregrine Falcon with safe technology

this idea is brilliant.

So what you do is you get yourself a large Peregrine Falcon. Then you get miniature versions of those back pain reliever patches and put them over key muscle groups. Finally, you wire up your trusty receiver to the patches and voila! you have yourself a RC Peregrine Falcon! It sports awesome capabilities such as advanced wing technologies, vertical takeoff and landing, a gyroscopically stabilized head, long flight times, attack capabilities, and dive speeds of over 200mph! Plus, If you ever lose control, just let go of the sticks and its patent pending brain safe system will put the bird on autopilot. No need to charge! Just make sure after every flight you give the hawk a mouse.

what do you guys think?
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Old 06-21-2015, 05:40 PM
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PETA called. They said stop. Personally, I would opt for a Turkey Vulture though.

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We had resident Hawk near our rough site ... she used to watch us ... never bothered us. She'd swoop down .... climb up and hover ... dive and come up clutching poor mouse ... back to the tree.

Some ******** cut down the tree. Now she's gone.

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Hell with PETA...

Federal government would say : "Here's your jail cell" (For abusing the falcon or the vulture)
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Originally Posted by fhhuber View Post
Hell with PETA...

Federal government would say : "Here's your jail cell" (For abusing the falcon or the vulture)
Don't ruin my perfect dream!
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I'm sorry you don't like reality.
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Originally Posted by fhhuber View Post
I'm sorry you don't like reality.
I'm sorry you don't like humor
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