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Yes captian

Old 05-02-2022, 01:33 PM
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So there is an amphibian who grew up as a tadpole, and every day, he would see these giant ships passing around him and wanted to take a ride on one.

He asked several captains of the ships if he could ride with them but they all turned them down, saying "What use would I have for an amphibian on my boat? If you stick around we're just going to eat you!"

Finally one day he found a captain of a ship that said he could board, however if he wanted to board the ship he would have to prove his worth.

The amphibian thought about it for a while but eventually agreed and they set sail the next day.

Aboard the ship, the sailors were big and strong, great at rowing and manning the sails with giant muscular bodies.

After a couple of weeks of journeying though, there came a great storm, the wind was howling, the ocean was quaking and at the very top of the sails, a giant gash was torn.

It was way up high, so high that the masts were so small that a man couldn't even reach them. Anyone that tried would only break them and damage the ship more.

The captain goes back to the amphibian and says, "So I need you to climb up there and fix the sails."

To which the amphibian replied, "There's no possible way that I could do that! The wind will push me off or I will get swept overboard. If I went up there it would be incredibly dangerous and I would surely perish in the depths of the sea. Do I really have to do it?"

The captain looks at him and says, "Well, considering it may be my last meal, let me eat some food and I'll make a decision." After which, the captain goes off and chows down on his grub.

A little later the captain comes back to him and says, "I ate to say...Aye, toad, you sew..."
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