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Old 02-21-2022, 12:56 PM
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Signs you drink too much coffee:

- You can type sixty words per minute ... with your feet.

- You can jump-start your car without cables.

- You don't need a hammer to pound nails.

- Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low."

- You don't sweat, you percolate.
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Old 02-28-2022, 12:24 PM
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An exhausted boss says, "I have to go fire up some neurons with some coffee and a Sudoku puzzle."

A none-too-smart employee asks, "I’m safe right?"

The boss replies, "I said fire up neurons not fire morons."
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Old 03-02-2022, 12:28 PM
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There was a crow outside my window this morning that would not shut up.

Turns out he way had too much CAAW-fee.
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Signs you drink too much coffee

- Your taste buds are so numb you could drink your lava lamp.

- Instant coffee takes too long.

- When someone says. "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop."

- You want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of eternity in a coffee can.

- Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.
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Old 03-05-2022, 12:19 PM
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Signs you drink too much coffee

- You're offended when people use the word "brew" to mean beer.

- You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.

- You can thread a sewing machine, while it's running.

- You can outlast the Energizer bunny.

- You short out motion detectors.
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Old 03-06-2022, 12:55 PM
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Signs you drink too much coffee

- You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.

- Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.

- You think being called a "drip" is a compliment.

- You don't tan, you roast.

- You can't even remember your second cup.

- You help your dog chase its tail.
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