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Old 08-14-2006, 12:16 PM
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A man took his wife to the Rodeo and one of the exhibits isthat of breeding bulls.

They went up to the first pen and there was a sign that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife poked the husband in the ribs and said, "Hemated 50 times last year."

They walked a little further and saw another pen with a signthat said, "This bull mated 120 times last year." The wife hit her husband and said, "That's more than twice a week!You could learn a lot from him.

They walked further and a third pen had a bull with a signsaying, "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife got really excited and said, "That's once a day!”You couldREALLY learn something from this one."

The husband, a bit frustrated, looked at her and said, "Go up and ask him if it was the same cow."




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