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Two Irishmen

Old 02-14-2016, 09:24 AM
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Two Irishmen flew to Canada on a hunting trip. They chartered a small plane to take them ​ ​
into the Rockies for a week hunting moose.

They managed to shoot six.

As they were loading the plane to return, the Pilot said the plane could take only four moose.

The two lads objected strongly. "Last year we shot six. The pilot let us take them all and he ​ ​
had the same plane as yours."
Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. The plane took off.

However, while attempting to cross some mountains, even on full power, the little plane ​ ​
couldn't handle the load and went down.

Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, only Paddy and Mick survived the crash.

After ​ ​
climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy asked Mick,
"Any idea where we are?"

Mick replied,
"I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."

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