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Old 03-14-2013, 12:03 PM
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Lightbulb Another way to go to SEFF

Four guys have been going to SEFF for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Frank’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn’t going. Frank’s friends are very upset that he can’t go, but what can they do.

Two days later the three get to the SEFF camping site only to find Frank sitting there with a tent set up, planes lined up, beer iced down, and dinner cooking on the stove.

“Damn man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?”

“Well, I’ve been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, ‘Guess who?’”

I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new see through nightie. She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose pedals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did.

And then she said, “Do what ever you want.”

So, here I am, having fun at SEFF.
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Old 03-14-2013, 09:18 PM
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HA!!!!!!!!bubsteve
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Old 03-14-2013, 09:28 PM
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I was expecting the "guess who?" to lead elsewhere...
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Old 03-14-2013, 10:03 PM
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Doh! I could see that being me but I would never be able to go home again!
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Old 03-14-2013, 10:15 PM
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Maybe Don's dropping a hint he's showing up early for SEFF.
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Old 03-14-2013, 11:13 PM
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Originally Posted by gramps2161 View Post
Maybe Don's dropping a hint he's showing up early for SEFF.
Well if he is there when we get there we'll know what's up.
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Old 03-14-2013, 11:15 PM
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Originally Posted by firemanbill View Post
Well if he is there when we get there we'll know what's up.
Ya, but which one of us is going to take him home. He won't be going back to his.
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