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Old 07-22-2021, 12:47 PM
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A boy and his grandmother were walking along the road when he saw a chocolate bar lying on the ground. He went to pick it up but his grandmother scolded him and said, "Never pick things up from the floor."

They continued walking until the boy saw a toy car lying on the floor. Naturally he went to pick it up, but yet again his grandmother told him off so he reluctantly put it back.

Once again they keep walking, but this time the grandmother had a terrible accident and slipped over on the floor, injuring herself greatly. "Help me," she cried, but the boy walked on and replied, "Never pick things up from the floor."
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Old 07-24-2021, 01:59 PM
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A kid is walking down the street looking slightly guilty, but mostly sick...

His mouth looks full of something. A guy sees him and walks up to him.

The guy says, “Hey kid, you don’t look too good. Did you get your hands on some chewing tobacco?”

The kid says, “No. I stole one of my mom’s sugar-free chocolate bars.”
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