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Where's the baby?

Old 02-23-2021, 12:24 PM
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Question Where's the baby?

Thanks to the advance of science, a 75 years old lady got pregnant and had a baby.

When she returned home with the baby from the Maternity Ward, her friends went to visit her.

“Where is the baby? Let’s see him!” Said her friends

“Wait for a while””. I’ll show him to you later”.

Half an hour later, the old lady had not showed the baby yet.

Her friends insisted:

“We want to see your baby..How long it will take yet?

Old lady answered: “ I will show him to you when he cries”

Friends: “ But why do we need to wait until he cries?”

The old lady answered: “Because I don’t remember where I put him!”
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Old 02-23-2021, 04:15 PM
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