Don Sims

There once was an American Indian whose given name was "Onestone"
- so named because he had only one testicle. He hated that name
and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. However, they continued to do so.



After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and
said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!" The
word got around and nobody called him that any more.



Then, one day, a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said,

"Good morning, Onestone." He jumped up, grabbed her and took her
deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all
night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died
from exhaustion.



The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would
do. Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name
until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village.



After being away for many years, Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's
cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and
said, "Good to see you, Onestone." Onestone grabbed her, took her
deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love
to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to
her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!



What is the moral of this story?............................



OH, come on...take a guess!



Think about it







And the moral is...



You can't kill two birds with one stone!!

firemanbill

Booooooooooooooooooooo! lol

corny but good

Jason

Major Danger

Definately corney. VERY ENTERTAINING. I've heard way worse. I give it a 4. But the person who thought it up should recieve 3 lashes with a spaghetti whip for sure.

comp12

Ha!

Old Fart

Don will be here all week, be sure to try the veal, and don't forget to tip your waitstaff....................