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Old 05-09-2007, 04:27 AM
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Default Your age by Eating Out

Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but your waiter may know!

YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

This is pretty neat.


DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!

It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read .
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go out to eat.
(more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)



3. Add 5


4. Multiply it by 50

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757...
If you haven't, add 1756.


6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number.

The first digit of this was your original number. (I.e ., How many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.)

The next two numbers are

YOUR AGE ! ------ (Oh YES, it is!!!)

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2007) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS

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Old 05-09-2007, 05:21 AM
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how odd. but it worked.
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Old 05-09-2007, 05:28 AM
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Darn, It was right on, thats ok, i dont mind telling people that i am 21 ok ok 22, would you belive 29, ok already 52 but I dont look my age or act it take care everyone, Chellie
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Old 05-09-2007, 05:41 AM
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Good one dave i love a person with a sence of humor, Take care and have fun, Chellie
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Old 05-09-2007, 07:02 PM
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Lol...it got mine right also, I wish I was better at math so I could figure these out...
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Old 05-10-2007, 11:43 PM
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Dave,

This will work every year, just add "1" to the numbers in Step 5 for each year past 2007.

But it's still cool anyway.
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Old 05-11-2007, 12:35 AM
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Freaky!!!
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Old 05-11-2007, 04:25 AM
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got my age right...but I don't want to go out twice a week. I can cook much better than any food joint in town.
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Old 05-11-2007, 05:23 AM
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WoW! It actually worked! That's a nice bit of mathematics!
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Old 05-15-2007, 12:44 AM
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Cool! Hit mine too...
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Old 05-21-2007, 08:06 AM
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Awsome, right on!
Darn, It was right on, thats ok, i dont mind telling people that i am 21 ok ok 22, would you belive 29, ok already 52 but I dont look my age or act it take care everyone, Chellie
Same here, i dont mind telling people i am 6, okay 7, fine then 10, if u must know, 13, jese im gettin old
I dont act my age either jks
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Old 05-24-2007, 09:58 AM
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Yeah, it worked...wierd
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Old 05-30-2007, 06:27 AM
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cool it most use a mind reading device(or math).
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Old 05-30-2007, 06:37 PM
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Here is another one....it works!

http://www.quizyourprofile.com/guessyournumber.php
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Old 05-31-2007, 04:00 AM
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Originally Posted by aviatordave View Post
??Yeah, that one is real difficult to figure out. ??






NOT!!!
(Hope you don't mind this post, i'll hapilly remove if you don't like it)
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