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A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and said, "I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

"Why do you want to talk to me?" she asked puzzled.

"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere."
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A new guy got a job in a big corporation.

One day, he took up the phone and accidentally called the CEO's office.

"*Bring me coffee!*"

"**Do you know who you're talking to?"** he heard a voice reply.

"*No*", replied the new guy.

"**I'm the CEO of this whole company, you moron!**"

"*And do \*you\* know who you're talking to*?"

"**No**", replied the CEO.

"*Good!*" and he ended the call.
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