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Old 08-21-2015, 11:37 AM
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Mr. Wong calls his employer and says: "Hey, I no come work today coz I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and sore back".

His Boss says: "You know what, Wong, I really need you here today. When I feel sick like you do, I got to my wife and ask for sex, and that always makes me feel better right away. You should try that!".

Two hours later, Wong calls again and says: "Boss, I do what you say and now I feel great. Will be at office soon. By the way, you got really nice house".
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Old 08-21-2015, 08:59 PM
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