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A Jack Daniels Fishing Story

Old 03-08-2011, 01:54 AM
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I went fishing this morning but after a short time I
ran out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a
frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in
his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took
the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without
getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels
and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes
rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the
lake without incident and carried on fishing using
the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was
that same snake with two more frogs in his mouth.

Life is good in the South .
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Old 03-08-2011, 01:59 AM
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That's a keeper
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Old 03-08-2011, 02:49 PM
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Being from Tennessee, I always have some Jack handy, preferably Gentlemen Jack or Single Barrel.

Going to have to remember this one, great joke


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Old 03-09-2011, 12:41 AM
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Hi Don
Thats a knee slapper
Take care dear friend
Yours Hank
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Old 03-09-2011, 05:54 PM
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Gentleman Jack has lately become my medication of choice. In moderation of course
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Always in moderation my friend (except maybe friday nights )

Stay Thirsty my friend

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