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Old 03-30-2019, 12:31 AM
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IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD

1) You can't count your hair.

2) You can't wash your eyes with soap.

3) You can't breathe when your tongue is out.

4) Put your tongue back in your mouth, sure you can still breathe, you fool.

Nine things I know about you:

1) You are reading this

2) You are human.

3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips.

4) You just attempted to do it. You are an idiot!

6) You are laughing at yourself,

7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.

8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.

9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does it too.
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Old 03-30-2019, 12:47 AM
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Don that's a good one, and I might of tried a couple.
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