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Old 11-20-2021, 12:48 AM
Don Sims
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Thumbs down Poor guy

Old Walter was close to his end at 94. But sitting in his special chair in the living room he smelled his wife baking his favorite treat- oatmeal cookies with raisins.
So he got up all his strength and slowly and with great pain he struggled across the living room floor dragging himself to the kitchen.
From the floor as he reached up to the plate to grab one he felt his wife smack his hand as she said "Don't touch those Walter, they're for your funeral".
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