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Old 06-24-2022, 11:34 AM
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A man down on his luck went to an oracle and asked him to tell him the numbers that will change his life.

The oracle took his glass orb, searched the man's future and told him “The numbers I see in your future are 3419807.”

The man, happy with these numbers, goes to a convenience store and buys a lottery ticket with his last few dollars and uses the numbers 3419807.

The next day the lottery numbers are revealed and it’s completely different from what he chose. The man is enraged, goes to the oracle and mightily assaults him for scamming him.

He’s sent to prison for assault and battery. As he’s picking up his uniform, he notices the numbers "3419807" written on the lapel...
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