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Old 06-10-2022, 11:58 AM
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"Make me one with everything," says the Zen master to the tofu hot dog vendor.

Then, after getting his tofu hot dog, the Zen master hands the vendor a $20 bill.

The vendor takes the money and begins helping the next customer.

The Zen master looks puzzled and asks the vendor, "Where is my change?"

The vendor replies, "Change comes from within."
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