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Old 06-04-2022, 12:18 PM
Don Sims
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Bubba and Billy Bob are walking down the street in Atlanta, and they see a sign on a store which reads:

“Suits $5.00 each! Shirts $2.00 each, trousers $2.50 each”

Bubba says to his pal, “Billy Bob, Look here! We could buy a whole gob of these, take ’em back to Sand Mountain, sell ‘em to our friends, and make a fortune. Just let me do the talking’ ’cause if they hear your accent, they might think we're ignorant, and won't wanna sell that stuff to us. Now, I’ll talk in a slow Georgia drawl so’s they don't know we are from Alabama.”

They go in and Bubba says, with his best fake Georgia drawl, “I'll take 50 of them suits at $5.00 each, 100 of them there shirts at $2.00 each, 50 pairs of them there trousers at $2.50 each. I'll back up my pickup and…”

The owner of the shop interrupts, “Ya’ll from Alabama, ain’t ya?”

"Well…yeah,” says a surprised Bubba…."How come you knowed that?”

"Because this is a dry cleaners”
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