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Forum: Humor
Yesterday, 01:34 PM
Replies: 119
Views: 2,383
Posted By Don Sims

info What’s a cookie’s favorite rock band? OREO...

What’s a cookie’s favorite rock band? OREO Speedwagon
Forum: Humor
Yesterday, 01:32 PM
Replies: 125
Yep
Views: 1,934
Posted By Don Sims

An unemployed guy sees an ad in the paper that...

An unemployed guy sees an ad in the paper that says "Photographer wanted for Miami-based luxury bikini line". Thinking it to be a joke, the guy calls the number in the ad.

"Hello," he says. "Is...
Forum: Humor
Yesterday, 01:28 PM
Replies: 261
Views: 14,088
Posted By Don Sims

info While admiring some dinosaur bones in the Museum...

While admiring some dinosaur bones in the Museum of Natural History, a tourist asks the guard, "How old are they?"

The guard replies, "They are 73 million, four years, and six months old."
...
Yesterday, 01:04 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 858
Posted By Don Sims

Be safe during the cyclone and hope it flies well...

Be safe during the cyclone and hope it flies well this time!
Yesterday, 01:01 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 24
Posted By Don Sims

Glad you're sitting down flying using those...

Glad you're sitting down flying using those goggles! Cool video!
Forum: Humor
12-07-2022, 01:25 PM
Replies: 125
Yep
Views: 1,934
Posted By Don Sims

Angry A young girl, who was writing a paper for school,...

A young girl, who was writing a paper for school, came to her father and asked...

"Dad, what is the difference between anger and exasperation?"

The father replied, "It is mostly a matter of...
Forum: Humor
12-07-2022, 01:21 PM
Replies: 119
Views: 2,383
Posted By Don Sims

Red face What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef....

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.
Forum: Humor
12-07-2022, 01:12 PM
Replies: 261
Views: 14,088
Posted By Don Sims

Exclamation Wife: honey, the space heater just died. Me...

Wife: honey, the space heater just died.
Me (trying not to panic): you mean… the… the sun?!
Wife (rolling eyes): sigh
Forum: Humor
12-06-2022, 12:47 PM
Replies: 125
Yep
Views: 1,934
Posted By Don Sims

Exclamation A bull and a pheasant... ...were grazing in...

A bull and a pheasant...

...were grazing in the field one day. The pheasant looked up at the tree very nostalgically and said, "Alas, there was a time when I could fly to the topmost branch of the...
Forum: Humor
12-06-2022, 12:44 PM
Replies: 261
Views: 14,088
Posted By Don Sims

Thumbs up I made a video about the symbiotic relationships...

I made a video about the symbiotic relationships between fungus and algae.

Don't forget to lichen subscribe!
Forum: Humor
12-06-2022, 12:22 PM
Replies: 119
Views: 2,383
Posted By Don Sims

What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride? A Holly...

What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride? A Holly Davidson.
Forum: Humor
12-05-2022, 01:04 PM
Replies: 119
Views: 2,383
Posted By Don Sims

Arrow What did everyone say about Nathan when he got...

What did everyone say about Nathan when he got fired from the fortune cookie factory? That’s unfortunate.
Forum: Humor
12-05-2022, 01:02 PM
Replies: 125
Yep
Views: 1,934
Posted By Don Sims

Talking Just got back from the doctor, he said I should...

Just got back from the doctor, he said I should drink more wine.

Well he actually said “less beer”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.
Forum: Humor
12-05-2022, 12:59 PM
Replies: 261
Views: 14,088
Posted By Don Sims

Red face Doctors have just discovered another deadly...

Doctors have just discovered another deadly pathogen, they are calling the Peekaboo Virus.

Doctors are sending anyone with Peekaboo, straight to ICU.
Forum: Humor
12-04-2022, 01:55 PM
Replies: 119
Views: 2,383
Posted By Don Sims

info What do you call a Hammerhead Shark who's...

What do you call a Hammerhead Shark who's operating a Drill Rig? A Flathead Screw driver.
Forum: Humor
12-04-2022, 01:53 PM
Replies: 125
Yep
Views: 1,934
Posted By Don Sims

Cool A kid is failing English, and the teacher sends...

A kid is failing English, and the teacher sends multiple notes home requesting to speak with his parents but doesn't get a response.

One Saturday, the teacher decides to stop by the kid's house....
Forum: Humor
12-04-2022, 01:42 PM
Replies: 261
Views: 14,088
Posted By Don Sims

Post New viruses Coming to a hard drive near you,...

New viruses

Coming to a hard drive near you, the worst computer viruses yet:

AT&T Virus: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you’re getting.

MCI Virus: Every three minutes it...
Forum: Humor
12-03-2022, 02:35 PM
Replies: 261
Views: 14,088
Posted By Don Sims

I went to an I.T.-themed restaurant the other...

I went to an I.T.-themed restaurant the other day. It had motherboards on the walls, the place mats looked like keyboards, the cutlery had USB sticks for handles, you get the idea.

But the...
Forum: Humor
12-03-2022, 02:32 PM
Replies: 261
Views: 14,088
Posted By Don Sims

info A physics teacher writes a question on a board ...

A physics teacher writes a question on a board

"A 40 kg child that is 100 cm tall is holding a parent's arms swinging them 0.5 revolutions a second. If the parent let go of the child after 2...
Forum: Humor
12-03-2022, 02:30 PM
Replies: 119
Views: 2,383
Posted By Don Sims

Red face Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says,...

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says, “Do you smell fish?”
Forum: Humor
12-03-2022, 02:27 PM
Replies: 125
Yep
Views: 1,934
Posted By Don Sims

Exclamation The family was keen to find a name for our little...

The family was keen to find a name for our little sailboat, inspired by joyful times in warm California Summer weather. Citrus fruits sprung to mind, and a few brand names.

But I don't think a...
Forum: Humor
12-02-2022, 01:45 PM
Replies: 261
Views: 14,088
Posted By Don Sims

Question What do you call a metric cookie? A gram...

What do you call a metric cookie?

A gram cracker.
Forum: Humor
12-01-2022, 11:31 AM
Replies: 261
Views: 14,088
Posted By Don Sims

A driver in England stops for a hitchhiker. The...

A driver in England stops for a hitchhiker. The hitchhiker is a Dalek.

Driver: Where ya headed, mate?

Dalek: Devon, mate.

Driver: That's where I'm going. Where in Devon?

Dalek: Exeter,...
Forum: Humor
12-01-2022, 11:30 AM
Replies: 119
Views: 2,383
Posted By Don Sims

Post Why is yeast a popular microorganism? Because...

Why is yeast a popular microorganism? Because he's a fun-guy
Forum: Humor
12-01-2022, 11:19 AM
Replies: 125
Yep
Views: 1,934
Posted By Don Sims

Exclamation It was the end of the school year, and a teacher...

It was the end of the school year, and a teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.

The florists son handed her a wrapped gift. She gently shook it, held it overhead and said, "I bet I know what...
Forum: Humor
11-30-2022, 01:27 PM
Replies: 119
Views: 2,383
Posted By Don Sims

Website....We use cookies to improve performance....

Website....We use cookies to improve performance. Me...Same.
Forum: Humor
11-29-2022, 12:34 PM
Replies: 119
Views: 2,383
Posted By Don Sims

Angry I lost my job as a wine taster. I was fired for...

I lost my job as a wine taster. I was fired for not drinking on the job.
Forum: Humor
11-29-2022, 12:29 PM
Replies: 261
Views: 14,088
Posted By Don Sims

Question 100 is a nice round number The European is...

100 is a nice round number

The European is visiting the United States for the first time: So how many cents in a dollar?

The American: 100, of course

The European: 100? Why not 62*, or 37*?...
Forum: Humor
11-29-2022, 12:12 PM
Replies: 125
Yep
Views: 1,934
Posted By Don Sims

Question I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let...

I ordered a chicken and an egg online.
I’ll let you know what comes first.
What’s red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pen?
Because it’s pointless.
Why...
Forum: Humor
11-27-2022, 02:01 PM
Replies: 261
Views: 14,088
Posted By Don Sims

Build Review An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are...

An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are trapped underground in a collapsed mine.

After some exploring of the area, they come across three rations of canned food that they all agree will...
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