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Forum: Humor
Today, 12:26 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 21
Posted By Don Sims

Question Hey Doc

A man went to the doctor and told him, "Hey doc, every night I see this dream where a bunch of cats are playing football."

The doctor replied, "Hmm, this is weird."

The man said: "Yeah, what...
Today, 11:34 AM
Replies: 3,376
Views: 59,863
Posted By Don Sims

flaps ailerons

flaps
ailerons
Today, 11:33 AM
Replies: 34,097
Views: 1,894,616
Posted By Don Sims

vision victory

vision
victory
Forum: Humor
Yesterday, 02:28 PM
Replies: 98
Views: 4,513
Posted By Don Sims

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity.

Twice.
Yesterday, 01:31 PM
Replies: 34,097
Views: 1,894,616
Posted By Don Sims

share insight

share
insight
Yesterday, 01:30 PM
Replies: 3,376
Views: 59,863
Posted By Don Sims

chord spoilers

chord
spoilers
Yesterday, 01:32 AM
Replies: 3,376
Views: 59,863
Posted By Don Sims

lift wingspan

lift
wingspan
Yesterday, 01:31 AM
Replies: 34,097
Views: 1,894,616
Posted By Don Sims

forum learn

forum
learn
Forum: Humor
01-15-2022, 01:26 PM
Replies: 98
Views: 4,513
Posted By Don Sims

Exclamation How many ways are there to anger a mathematician?...

How many ways are there to anger a mathematician?

Almost infinite.
01-15-2022, 01:00 PM
Replies: 34,097
Views: 1,894,616
Posted By Don Sims

electric wattflyer

electric
wattflyer
01-15-2022, 12:57 PM
Replies: 3,376
Views: 59,863
Posted By Don Sims

ground effect

ground
effect
01-15-2022, 02:20 AM
Replies: 3,376
Views: 59,863
Posted By Don Sims

negative neutral

negative
neutral
01-15-2022, 02:19 AM
Replies: 34,097
Views: 1,894,616
Posted By Don Sims

propane diesel

propane
diesel
01-14-2022, 01:11 PM
Replies: 34,097
Views: 1,894,616
Posted By Don Sims

Oil gas

Oil
gas
01-14-2022, 01:09 PM
Replies: 3,376
Views: 59,863
Posted By Don Sims

Current positive

Current
positive
Forum: Humor
01-14-2022, 01:08 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 61
Posted By Don Sims

Winner!!

A woman goes to a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink it. She looks on the side of her cup and finds a peel off prize. She pulls off the tab and yells, 'I WON! I WON! I WON a motor home,...
01-13-2022, 11:46 PM
Replies: 3,376
Views: 59,863
Posted By Don Sims

mAh flow

mAh
flow
01-13-2022, 11:45 PM
Replies: 34,097
Views: 1,894,616
Posted By Don Sims

flaming pitch

flaming
pitch
Forum: Humor
01-13-2022, 01:28 PM
Replies: 98
Views: 4,513
Posted By Don Sims

"I am a master at fast calculation." ...

"I am a master at fast calculation."

"Calculate 753 time 165 divided by 21."

"18."

(Laughs) "That's incorrect."

"Might be, but it was fast!"
Forum: Humor
01-13-2022, 01:27 PM
Replies: 98
Views: 4,513
Posted By Don Sims

info Back in the 1970s, my dad, who was an actuary,...

Back in the 1970s, my dad, who was an actuary, traveled a lot for his work. This was during the time when hijackings, bombings and stuff like that weren’t too uncommon.

Being a statistician, he...
Forum: Humor
01-13-2022, 01:25 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 37
Posted By Don Sims

Unhappy Breaking the news

I was babysitting my brother's cat and he called to check on her

Me: She's dead

Brother: OMG, that's not how you break news to someone about a beloved pet!

Me: Then how?

Brother: You say:...
01-13-2022, 12:30 PM
Replies: 34,097
Views: 1,894,616
Posted By Don Sims

massive catapult

massive
catapult
01-13-2022, 12:27 PM
Replies: 3,376
Views: 59,863
Posted By Don Sims

life capacity

life
capacity
01-13-2022, 01:46 AM
Replies: 3,376
Views: 59,863
Posted By Don Sims

lipoly nimh

lipoly
nimh
01-13-2022, 01:45 AM
Replies: 34,097
Views: 1,894,616
Posted By Don Sims

halls doors

halls
doors
Forum: Humor
01-12-2022, 12:57 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 48
Posted By Don Sims

info The band

John manages a band where his dog plays guitar and his cat sings

Everyone is amazed. No one understands how they're doing it and it becomes a huge hit. The band travels around the country and John...
01-12-2022, 12:36 PM
Replies: 34,097
Views: 1,894,616
Posted By Don Sims

turrents portals

turrents
portals
01-12-2022, 12:36 PM
Replies: 3,376
Views: 59,863
Posted By Don Sims

old nicad

old
nicad
01-12-2022, 02:27 AM
Replies: 3,376
Views: 59,863
Posted By Don Sims

electronic analog

electronic
analog
01-12-2022, 02:23 AM
Replies: 34,097
Views: 1,894,616
Posted By Don Sims

tower drawbridge

tower
drawbridge
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