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Forum: Humor
Today, 01:34 PM
Replies: 83
Views: 1,612
Posted By Don Sims

Exclamation What do you do when you see 2 snails fighting?...

What do you do when you see 2 snails fighting? Nothing....Let them slug it out.
Forum: Humor
Yesterday, 11:18 AM
Replies: 90
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Views: 1,333
Posted By Don Sims

info In the months leading up to their expedition,...

In the months leading up to their expedition, Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin trained in a remote moon like area in the Western United States. The area was home to several Native American tribes.
...
Forum: Humor
Yesterday, 11:11 AM
Replies: 90
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Views: 1,333
Posted By Don Sims

Post A huge crab walks into a bar... ...and says...

A huge crab walks into a bar...

...and says to the barman, "I demand one pint of lager. I will pay the full price, provided that the following criteria are met. The beer should be served to me...
Forum: Humor
Yesterday, 11:08 AM
Replies: 83
Views: 1,612
Posted By Don Sims

Question Did you know that fireflies are the smartest...

Did you know that fireflies are the smartest insect? They're the brightest one.
Forum: Humor
Yesterday, 11:06 AM
Replies: 228
Views: 11,889
Posted By Don Sims

Red face When Ahnuld Schwarzenegger was a boy he was going...

When Ahnuld Schwarzenegger was a boy he was going around with a straight line he would hold over his head.
When people aske what he was he would say:
I ahm the Denominator!
Yesterday, 10:36 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 251
Posted By Don Sims

Watch your six!

Watch your six!
Forum: 3D Printing
09-27-2022, 12:44 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 33
Posted By Don Sims

Well done very unusual model. He did a fantastic...

Well done very unusual model. He did a fantastic job on it.
Forum: Humor
09-25-2022, 01:12 PM
Replies: 90
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Views: 1,333
Posted By Don Sims

Exclamation Punctuation Matters! I was walking past a...

Punctuation Matters!

I was walking past a farm and a sign said:

"Duck, Eggs"

I thought: That's an unnecessary comma - and then it hit me."
Forum: Humor
09-25-2022, 01:11 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 820
Posted By Don Sims

Exclamation A young ventriloquist is touring Sweden and puts...

A young ventriloquist is touring Sweden and puts on a show in a small fishing town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes.

Suddenly, a blonde woman in the...
Forum: Humor
09-25-2022, 01:09 PM
Replies: 83
Views: 1,612
Posted By Don Sims

Angry I thought I was buying shares in a peanut farm....

I thought I was buying shares in a peanut farm. But it was just a shell company.
Forum: Humor
09-25-2022, 01:07 PM
Replies: 228
Views: 11,889
Posted By Don Sims

A chemist finds a man leaning against the wall of...

A chemist finds a man leaning against the wall of his shop.

'What's wrong with him?' says the chemist.

His assistant replies, 'He came in for cough syrup, but I couldn't find any, so I gave him...
Forum: Humor
09-25-2022, 01:04 PM
Replies: 228
Views: 11,889
Posted By Don Sims

Lightbulb Three Professors travel in a train in Switzerland...

A professor of sociology, a professor of mathematics and a professor of philosophy travel to a congress by train into Switzerland.

Looking out of the windows, the professor of sociology sees a...
09-24-2022, 12:53 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 785
Posted By Don Sims

Well done scratch built!

Well done scratch built!
09-24-2022, 12:49 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 106
Posted By Don Sims

Lake crash?

Lake crash?
Forum: Humor
09-07-2022, 01:19 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 820
Posted By Don Sims

Question What do you call it when a Blonde dies her hair...

What do you call it when a Blonde dies her hair Brunette?

Artificial Intelligence.
Forum: Humor
09-07-2022, 01:17 PM
Replies: 83
Views: 1,612
Posted By Don Sims

Angry What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall? ...

What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall? Dam!
Forum: Humor
09-07-2022, 01:16 PM
Replies: 228
Views: 11,889
Posted By Don Sims

Exclamation I'll never forget this solar eclipse, it'll...

I'll never forget this solar eclipse, it'll forever be seared into my mind......and retinas. I really should've worn some glasses.
Forum: Humor
09-07-2022, 01:15 PM
Replies: 90
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Views: 1,333
Posted By Don Sims

Smile An archaeologist is visiting a small town in...

An archaeologist is visiting a small town in Nevada. He's just ambling around, enjoying the play of the autumn light on the terracotta and adobe-colored buildings. He rounds a corner and is surprised...
Forum: Humor
09-06-2022, 12:50 PM
Replies: 83
Views: 1,612
Posted By Don Sims

Question What do you call a mobster whos buried in...

What do you call a mobster whos buried in cement? A hardened criminal.
Forum: Humor
09-06-2022, 12:49 PM
Replies: 90
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Views: 1,333
Posted By Don Sims

A tribal chief down on his luck decided to marry...

A tribal chief down on his luck decided to marry off his three daughters

For in those days suitors paid a bridal price, and the chief thought he could live off what his daughters would fetch him,...
Forum: Humor
09-06-2022, 12:48 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 820
Posted By Don Sims

Angry A blonde got tired of blonde jokes... One...

A blonde got tired of blonde jokes...

One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals.

Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke.

She...
Forum: Humor
09-06-2022, 12:44 PM
Replies: 90
Yep
Views: 1,333
Posted By Don Sims

Talking The kid next door found an old box of cassette...

The kid next door found an old box of cassette tapes the other day and wanted to borrow my cassette deck to find out if they were any good. He came back and said most of them were in good shape and...
Forum: Humor
09-06-2022, 12:41 PM
Replies: 228
Views: 11,889
Posted By Don Sims

Joe was dropping off some construction debris at...

Joe was dropping off some construction debris at the local transfer station, when the Payloader driver got out and kicked a pile of refuse he had just moved.
Out popped the hand and forearm of a...
Forum: Humor
09-06-2022, 12:40 PM
Replies: 228
Views: 11,889
Posted By Don Sims

Lightbulb The orthopedic surgeon Betty worked for was...

The orthopedic surgeon Betty worked for was moving to a new office, and the staff was helping transport many of the items. Betty sat the display skeleton in the front of her car, his bony arm across...
Forum: Humor
09-05-2022, 12:16 PM
Replies: 90
Yep
Views: 1,333
Posted By Don Sims

info Three men were talking about what their children...

Three men were talking about what their children would be saying about them thirty years from now.

"I would like my children to say, 'He was successful in business'," declared the first man.
...
Forum: Humor
09-05-2022, 12:11 PM
Replies: 83
Views: 1,612
Posted By Don Sims

Build Review I always keep a joke in my pocket. My dad always...

I always keep a joke in my pocket. My dad always has, and his father had before him. It's in my genes.
Forum: Humor
09-05-2022, 12:10 PM
Replies: 228
Views: 11,889
Posted By Don Sims

Thumbs up I collected a lot of data trying to disprove...

I collected a lot of data trying to disprove observation bias.

The results were exactly what I expected.
Forum: Humor
09-03-2022, 12:39 PM
Replies: 228
Views: 11,889
Posted By Don Sims

A virus walks into a bar, and sits down. The...

A virus walks into a bar, and sits down. The bartender tells him, "We don't serve your kind here."

The virus is momentarily taken aback by this unexpected and blatant display of bigotry, the likes...
Forum: Humor
09-03-2022, 12:38 PM
Replies: 228
Views: 11,889
Posted By Don Sims

Arrow There are three kinds of people: The ones who...

There are three kinds of people: The ones who learn by reading.
The ones who learn by observation.

And the rest of them who have to touch the fire to learn its hot.
Forum: Humor
09-03-2022, 12:35 PM
Replies: 83
Views: 1,612
Posted By Don Sims

info If women ruled the world there would be no wars....

If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.
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