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Forum: Humor
01-27-2023, 01:07 PM
Replies: 289
Views: 15,084
Posted By Don Sims

Question A student is in biology lecture when the...

A student is in biology lecture when the professor gets to a part he doesn't understand. The student asks, "I don't understand, why does this happen?" The professor answers, "You're not supposed to...
Forum: Humor
01-26-2023, 01:29 PM
Replies: 289
Views: 15,084
Posted By Don Sims

Post A pharmaceutical company began clinical trials...

A pharmaceutical company began clinical trials for a new sedative.

The goal was to develop a non-prescription drug that provided perfectly smooth, calming relaxation with just one pill. On the...
Forum: Humor
01-24-2023, 01:07 PM
Replies: 289
Views: 15,084
Posted By Don Sims

Computer idiots Any time you feel dumb,...

Computer idiots

Any time you feel dumb, don't worry. Check out the following from a "Wall Street Journal" article by Jim Carlton.

Another Compaq technician received a call from a man...
Forum: Humor
01-23-2023, 01:38 PM
Replies: 289
Views: 15,084
Posted By Don Sims

Cool A vampire decided to use his immortality to...

A vampire decided to use his immortality to research the best career

He tried every type of job there was, from innovation to construction to civil service, and he landed on the job of mirror...
Forum: Humor
01-22-2023, 01:18 PM
Replies: 289
Views: 15,084
Posted By Don Sims

Exclamation One evening, with his charge at full capacity,...

One evening, with his charge at full capacity, Micro Farad decided to get a cute coil to discharge him. He went to the Magnet Bar to pick up a chip called Millie Amp. He caught her out back trying...
Forum: Humor
01-21-2023, 02:19 PM
Replies: 289
Views: 15,084
Posted By Don Sims

Post Teacher : “There are two liquids, water and...

Teacher : “There are two liquids, water and butane. Can someone please give me a quantity for them?”

Student at the front: “A ton.”

Teacher: “Ok then which is heavier: the ton of water or the...
Forum: Humor
01-18-2023, 01:05 PM
Replies: 289
Views: 15,084
Posted By Don Sims

What attracts knights in shining armor even more...

What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?

Magnets
Forum: Humor
01-17-2023, 01:30 PM
Replies: 289
Views: 15,084
Posted By Don Sims

Build Review You hear about the love struck super magnets? ...

You hear about the love struck super magnets?

Whenever they met face to face, they just couldn't seem to connect, however the moment one turned to walk away, they were nearly inseparable.
Forum: Humor
01-16-2023, 11:47 AM
Replies: 289
Views: 15,084
Posted By Don Sims

Cool A doctor, a psychologist, and a mathematician go...

A doctor, a psychologist, and a mathematician go to a horse race.

They all make their bets and plan to meet at their favorite watering hole after the race to compare their results. The doctor...
Forum: Humor
01-15-2023, 01:15 PM
Replies: 289
Views: 15,084
Posted By Don Sims

Lightbulb My laboratory assistant has invented a device...

My laboratory assistant has invented a device that allows you to steal other people's ideas and then permanently delete them from the subject's memory.

Why didn't I think of that?
Forum: Humor
01-14-2023, 12:44 PM
Replies: 289
Views: 15,084
Posted By Don Sims

Lightbulb As a practical joke I arranged a bucket of liquid...

As a practical joke I arranged a bucket of liquid nitrogen so that it fell on our chemistry teacher when he opened the door.

He must have found it funny. He completely cracked up!
Forum: Humor
01-11-2023, 01:47 PM
Replies: 289
Views: 15,084
Posted By Don Sims

Red face In the early 1970s, researchers discovered that a...

In the early 1970s, researchers discovered that a certain enzyme in a specific breed of seagull chicks granted dolphins that ate them a dramatically increased lifespan…

Hoping that this could be...
Forum: Humor
01-10-2023, 02:01 PM
Replies: 289
Views: 15,084
Posted By Don Sims

Smile Did you hear about that new physics institute? ...

Did you hear about that new physics institute?

It’s so big, there is a dedicated infrared-light district!
Forum: Humor
01-09-2023, 01:26 PM
Replies: 289
Views: 15,084
Posted By Don Sims

Cool Proton and neutron were chilling in the nucleus...

Proton and neutron were chilling in the nucleus one day, then proton asks neutron: “Why you only hangout with me in here instead of electron?

Neutron replies: “He was too negative to begin with.”
Forum: Humor
01-08-2023, 01:17 PM
Replies: 289
Views: 15,084
Posted By Don Sims

Post History's great scientists were invited to a...

History's great scientists were invited to a party. Here are their responses.

Isaac Newton: "I'll drop in."

Socrates: "I'll think about it."

Georg Ohm: "I'm resisting the idea."

Robert...
Forum: Humor
01-07-2023, 02:04 PM
Replies: 289
Views: 15,084
Posted By Don Sims

Exclamation The physics department of a college seeks funds...

The physics department of a college seeks funds to buy a cyclotron.

"This is millions and millions of dollars!" says the Dean.

"That's our microscope," says the physicist. "We can't do our...
Forum: Humor
01-06-2023, 01:16 PM
Replies: 289
Views: 15,084
Posted By Don Sims

Thumbs down A group of engineering teachers walk onto a...

A group of engineering teachers walk onto a plane..

..the teachers were on their way to an engineering conference. The pilot came on the intercom and welcomed the teachers on board. He then said,...
Forum: Humor
12-23-2022, 01:07 PM
Replies: 289
Views: 15,084
Posted By Don Sims

Question Two magnets walk into a bar Once they’re...

Two magnets walk into a bar

Once they’re through the door, they immediately fly to other sides of the room.

The bartender comes up to one of them and asks, “What happened to you two? I thought...
Forum: Humor
12-21-2022, 01:46 PM
Replies: 289
Views: 15,084
Posted By Don Sims

info When I come across a fraction, I am looking...

When I come across a fraction,

I am looking first at the numerator,

if there is enough to be fractated.

If not,

then I tell,
Forum: Humor
12-20-2022, 02:14 PM
Replies: 289
Views: 15,084
Posted By Don Sims

Post Two electrons were following quantum physics...

Two electrons were following quantum physics principles, as usual, while exchanging virtual protons to conduct an electric current

One electron said to the other, "This quantum trading stuff...
Forum: Humor
12-19-2022, 12:50 PM
Replies: 289
Views: 15,084
Posted By Don Sims

Exclamation They say the Principle of Least Action is the...

They say the Principle of Least Action is the most fundamental thing in physics.

But when I tried it, I flunked my physics class.
Forum: Humor
12-18-2022, 12:47 PM
Replies: 289
Views: 15,084
Posted By Don Sims

Angry Yo mama so dumb... ...she argues endlessly...

Yo mama so dumb...

...she argues endlessly that Frodo could have just ridden a giant eagle into Mordor and dropped the Ring into Mount Doom from the air, even though all the characters in the book...
Forum: Humor
12-17-2022, 02:07 PM
Replies: 289
Views: 15,084
Posted By Don Sims

Exclamation Why is quantum physics so much harder than...

Why is quantum physics so much harder than regular physics?

Because in regular physics, if something can go wrong, it will.

But in quantum physics, if something *could* go wrong, it will.
Forum: Humor
12-16-2022, 01:30 PM
Replies: 289
Views: 15,084
Posted By Don Sims

Angry A man goes to his doctor because he's feeling...

A man goes to his doctor because he's feeling sick and tired and generally rundown. Doctor orders some tests and tells him to come back first thing in the morning.

The next morning, the doctor...
Forum: Humor
12-14-2022, 01:11 PM
Replies: 289
Views: 15,084
Posted By Don Sims

Post A man goes to find a Holy Knight of Trigonometry ...

A man goes to find a Holy Knight of Trigonometry

His journey started after learning everything he could from his master, but he wanted to test his skills with one of the three knights.

A long...
Forum: Humor
12-13-2022, 01:48 PM
Replies: 289
Views: 15,084
Posted By Don Sims

info An Engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician...

An Engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician enter a bar

Engineer: My good sirs, without engineers people would still be living in huts

Physicist: But alas my good sir, engineering is simply...
Forum: Humor
12-12-2022, 01:46 PM
Replies: 289
Views: 15,084
Posted By Don Sims

Lightbulb An infinite number of mathematicians enter a bar ...

An infinite number of mathematicians enter a bar

The first orders a pint of beer. The second half a pint, the third a quarter ad infinitum. The bartender just pours two pints and says "sort it out...
Forum: Humor
12-10-2022, 01:58 PM
Replies: 289
Views: 15,084
Posted By Don Sims

Red face Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves? The...

Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves? The lavatory
Forum: Humor
12-08-2022, 01:28 PM
Replies: 289
Views: 15,084
Posted By Don Sims

info While admiring some dinosaur bones in the Museum...

While admiring some dinosaur bones in the Museum of Natural History, a tourist asks the guard, "How old are they?"

The guard replies, "They are 73 million, four years, and six months old."
...
Forum: Humor
12-07-2022, 01:12 PM
Replies: 289
Views: 15,084
Posted By Don Sims

Exclamation Wife: honey, the space heater just died. Me...

Wife: honey, the space heater just died.
Me (trying not to panic): you mean… the… the sun?!
Wife (rolling eyes): sigh
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