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Don Sims 03-06-2021 12:30 PM

Trek
 
My Girlfriend is super obsessed with Star Trek.

So one day we went rock climbing and we were talking about species, I asked her: "How many can you name?"

She gave me a grin and said "Romulan, Bajoran, Cardassian, Ferengi, Borg..."

She got preoccupied and fell to the bottom of the cliff.

"You forgot to Kling-On!"

crxmanpat 03-06-2021 02:21 PM

https://i.stack.imgur.com/jiFfM.jpg

Don Sims 03-07-2021 12:15 PM

Why did the starship captain buy a sub-lightspeed propulsion system that he didn't need?

It was an impulse purchase.

solentlife 03-07-2021 01:13 PM

Some people have a 'Warped' sense of humour !!

Don Sims 03-08-2021 12:12 PM

I can't decide if I want to watch the original Star Trek of The Next Generation...

I guess you could say I'm stuck between a Spock and a Picard place!

solentlife 03-08-2021 12:28 PM

Whenever I see the original first Trek .... I cannot help but smile at the 'polystyrene' rocks and studio sets !! The Bridge of Enterprise was always well setup and looked the part - but the planet surface bits were all so terrible !!

Don Sims 03-09-2021 02:08 AM

They were so bad they were good and it's amazing how the series is so enduring.

Don Sims 03-09-2021 12:29 PM

What do Captain Kirk and Mister Spock do to get their baggage up to their hotel room?

Tell a porter.

solentlife 03-09-2021 03:20 PM


Originally Posted by Don Sims (Post 1028627)
They were so bad they were good and it's amazing how the series is so enduring.

Later series improved a lot ..... I have to admit to being a Trekkie !! In fact I like all Space based ScFi that has basically developed on from the early stuff. Just finished watching all 5 seasons of the Expanse.

Don Sims 03-10-2021 12:03 AM

I've enjoyed all the Trek Spinoffs as I can sneak time in to watch episodes. Used to watch Mystery Science Theater 3000 with my twin daughters which has turned both of them into Sifi fans.

Don Sims 03-11-2021 11:46 AM

I was watching star trek and they kept talking about freighter ships.

I would imagine the cost of shipping between planets must be astronomical.

solentlife 03-11-2021 12:32 PM


Originally Posted by Don Sims (Post 1028681)
I was watching star trek and they kept talking about freighter ships.

I would imagine the cost of shipping between planets must be astronomical.

Bit like eBay Global Shipping program !! and probably as long as slow boat from China !!

Abuelo 03-11-2021 02:46 PM

These are really clever, Don. I bet you'll win the first EnterPrize with these.

Don Sims 03-12-2021 12:27 PM

Where do the Borg from Star Trek go to eat?

BORGer King!

Don Sims 03-15-2021 01:26 PM

The starship Enterprise is about to face annihilation from a superior ship, but Picard comes up with a cunning plan.

"We'll beam Lieutenant Worf on to their ship to offer our unconditional surrender", says Picard.

"But Captain", interrupts Riker, "they might not take us seriously if you send Worf. It might be wise to send Commander Troi."

"Nonsense! Put him in a wooly sweater, a wooly hat and gloves, and they be completely smitten. Then when they are lulled into a false sense of security, Worf can unleash his suprise attack!"

"But captain, how can you be sure it'll work?", asks Riker.

"It's a classic strategy number 1, Worf in sheep's clothing".

Don Sims 03-15-2021 01:26 PM

What happened when the Borg’s central computer was destroyed?

They lost their collective minds...

Don Sims 03-16-2021 12:34 PM

Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek?

They always somehow just Klingon to it.

Don Sims 03-18-2021 12:06 PM

What happens when an entire Borg cube is exasperated?

They let out a collective sigh.

Don Sims 03-18-2021 12:08 PM

What did the nihilist Borg say?

"Existence is futile."

Don Sims 03-19-2021 11:52 AM

What did the Borg say to the medieval peasant?

"Resistance is feudal."

Don Sims 03-19-2021 11:52 AM

How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

solentlife 03-19-2021 12:18 PM

Borg Helicopter Pilot ?

Collective !

Don Sims 03-20-2021 11:22 AM

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for human carrion?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

solentlife 03-20-2021 01:34 PM

How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three: a left ear, a right ear, and a final front ear.

Don Sims 03-22-2021 02:51 AM

How do you stop from falling out of a Bird of Prey?

You just have to Klingon.


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